I’m_Neko looks like one of the fake profiles on dating apps that try to get me to click on suspicious links. He specializes in wacky outfits, or “cosplay” as it seems to be called. She’s a beautiful young Asian lady with one of the most impressive sets of “mommy milkers” I’ve ever seen. I choose that term specifically because she seems to like using milk in her captions. I’ve seen multiple milk references seeming to refer to both milk in tits and milk as a stand in for semen. I don’t think English is her first language, so I won’t be too hard on the captions, but there were some silly ones, including my favorite “:I have a lot of milk in my uterus.” over a picture of her soft yet heavy breasts. I’m not sure if there was a miscommunication or mistranslation, or if Uterus is a more erotic term in her native language, but that didn’t do it for me.
Content 3/5
Like many pages, neko will blur out her nipples to encourage you to purchase premium content. I have to say I was a bit put off by some of the censoring choices, from blurs so subtle it looked like she had deformed nipples, to a variety of pasties to far too many animal heads. Maybe it’s considered cute but it seemed just odd and distracting to me. I’m here to look at some titties, not bunny/doge faces. The censorship didn’t stop at the nipples however. It was wildly inconsistent, but I get blurring out the nude coochie. But blurring it with panties on right next to an unblurred panty photo, odd. She blurs her face in many photos but doesn’t in most. All very suspect.
I think she should lean a bit harder into the cosplay stuff. She’s clearly good at it and many of her other posts get a bit repetitive. She’s at her best with a crazy wig on and dressed like some character I’ve never heard of. I also would have liked a response to my messages. Her fan interaction leaves a lot to be desired. I haven’t gotten anything since the automated subscription message “Thanks for your support <3. Plz enjoy. Love you ❤️“. A bit early for the love but that might be another language thing. Strange opener aside I didn’t get a response in the 4 days since I’ve messaged her. I appreciate not being inundated with constant sales messages but c’mon, offer me a bit. Or at least read my message. I’m sure her inbox is full of weird old dudes willing to tip just to get their message read. But c’mon now, I matter too.
Connection: 0/5
“Check your DM’s” is all I got. Maybe I’d have more luck if I were a bunny.
Personalized Care: 0/5
All in all, aside from the couple silly things, there wasn’t a ton going on in this page. Aside from the cosplay, the content was a bit bland, or as bland as you can be while still having a rockin bod. Can’t take that away from her. The weird blurring was distracting but didn’t make much of a difference. Basic captions and no messages made the whole experience underwhelming. Do better.
