Well folks this was an interesting one. Lucy Bashful E-girl Exclusive, she calls herself. Bashful she most certainly is not. After googling what an E-girl was though, I guess she’s one of those. Her bio begins with “You’ve discovered the sexiest magical being” and pins her location as “your dreams”. She does not lack for confidence, nor should she. Lucy is a sexy Slovak with something for everyone; tattoos, curves like an F1 track, big eyes, big lips and a love for sex toys and lollipops. Unless you’re a nerd who cares about spelling and grammar, I highly recommend Lucy’s page. Especially for the price, someone should tell her she could charge a lot more than $4 for the subscriptions, and probably a bit more for her premium content too, Maybe she’s making the right move, from what I saw her public tips at least. I was most impressed to see that her subscribers altogether contributed $400 for her to buy a chastity belt. Just…wow. I believe English is her second language, which might make a more bashful lady stick to simple captions and messages. NOT LUCY. She swings for the fences, and looks damn good doing it. This was one of the most fun I’ve had reviewing a page and it’s because scrolling through it I can laugh and cum. I love it.
I don’t think OF subscribers in general care as much about post captions as I do. But it’s my favorite thing to look at and in my book it can make or break a page. All the models are sexy, and there’s only so much you can offer in terms of content, especially if you do everything solo. I appreciate nothing more than someone who injects some creativity and personality into her posts and messages. Lucy stuck to the formula to a certain extent, there are things you have to say and do to encourage people to buy content and stay subscribed, but she made it fun and made it her own.
Every post is different, new outfits, new poses, new looks, and always a silly, on theme caption. There are certain running themes; such as a breeding kink, a love of face sitting and lollipops, and the best use of polls I’ve ever seen. On Christmas, She asks what you would give her, hoping it’s something “BIG and HARD.” On Thanksgiving she’s “Grateful for all the boners.” A lot of captions are corny, a bit over the top and misspelled, which at first I was going to be a dick about but I love it. It’s more genuine, and I doubt she’s paying some schmuck to write for her (If she is, she should hire someone who knows how to spell “pajamas”). Misspelling and saying she’s taking a hot shower when she’s clearly in the bath I can forgive, but there’s one I just can’t
Just google Princess peach. She doesn’t have elf ears and doesn’t wear blue. I don’t care how funny “daddy mario” is, get it right.
And some are just downright weird. Like “would you dare practice yoga with me?” in her athletic wear, “I´ve had some issues to sleep… Someone told me about sleeping with my favorite dildo between my tits” you can probably guess what’s going on in that one, and my personal favorite from the classy sexy nurse look; “This nurse will give you a big shot of horniness”
- Polls
Enough about her hilarious feed. She excels elsewhere too. I had a really good time messaging her. I of course got the occasional formulaic messages to get me to buy stuff, but it wasn’t too much, there was no constant barrage of way too much paid content and she was actually fun to talk to. She kept it sexy but also asked me about myself, my life as well as my kinks. She’s available all the time, she really responds to you like a person and most importantly she listens and takes requests. She asked me what I wanted and found the right content for me.
Content: 4.9/5
I like when they do collabs myself but I don’t want to count that against her. The only thing even possibly wrong with her content were some weird angle choices for the camera but otherwise it’s fantastic. She has all kinds of outfits, plays to all kinds of fetishes, and does all kinds of nasty things. Just ask. She’s also perfect for the bargain hunting perv. The free stuff is already pretty dirty and the nasty stuff is damn cheap, with just about everything under $20 and most of it under $10.
Personal care: 4/5
Lucy was available and quick to respond every time I tried to message her. She asked me what I was into and sent me content of that nature. I might like to see some more options on her page for custom stuff and maybe the ability to video chat, but she took care of my needs pretty damn well.
Connection 4.5/5
I think Lucy connected pretty well. She really read my chats and responded creatively. Her unprompted messages are even good. One offered to suck me off under the table at Christmas dinner. I told her I was Jewish and didn’t celebrate to see how she’d respond and without skipping a beat she told me how much she loves sucking circumcised cock. Always be ready to put a sexy spin on any response. My only issue that I could find may be another thing I’m personally a stickler about. A bit over the top with acting like you’re too into me too quick. I doubt you’re craving my cock when I’ve barely said anything and don’t even have a profile pic. There’s no way you actually find accounting that sexy, and I never will get to fill her up with hot cum. But then again it’s all about maintaining the fantasy so still damn near perfect.
