JesstheGoat is a sexy Scottish & Pakistani woman with a face like Kat Dennings, perky titties, and a much phatter ass. And blessed be, she likes to shove things up there. Instead of snow white, her complexion is an even bronzed tan, and her hair is raven black. She claims that she is the greatest of all time, at what? I dare say I’ll find out. But will she leave such a great impression or will her bold claims fall flat?
Content 3.5/5
Jess has a litany of photos and videos, coming in with 1950 posts and 2255 media in her respective tabs. When I dug a bit deeper, I noticed a huge difference in her photo count, 1973 pics, and her vids, which didn’t even hit 300. Her photos were enticing enough, she fancied wearing a lot of bikinis, loungewear, and lacy things–although best of all, she goes fully nude on her wall without censors. I was expecting her videos to be subpar in comparison due to the low number, but I was pleasantly surprised. Although the snippets only lasted a few seconds, they were more explicit than I thought. Hanging pussy lips, titties, booty, asshole, and a lot of matte black dildos.
I scrolled her wall and saw she ran competitions for her subscribers, something unique that I’d never seen before. The first person to tip on certain posts wins a year’s free subscription and one of her $500 bundles which consists of naughty pictures of her pussy. Although that’s fun and she gets marks for effort, the more I scrolled, the more I began to see a flaw in her content. She does something I’m realizing a lot of OnlyFans models are adapting, which is slowly dripping out short content from longer videos or photoshoots. For instance, a 2-minute video gets posted in several 30-second videos for a week or longer. A lot of repeated backgrounds and the same outfits from the same moment in time litter the page, it feels like the Twilight Zone, seeing the same thing repeatedly. More variety, different locations, hell, and even just spread out posts from different shooting days, could go a long way.
Connection 4/5
I finally made my way over to the DMs to see what the welcome message would look like and was greeted by an impressive bundle. She said it was “half price since you’re new here❣️” and whether or not that’s true, it made me feel special and included a free video cock rate. The bundle had 10 lengthy videos that varied from solo play to dick sucking to her getting full-on drilled in a variety of locations. It was one of the best introductory offerings I ever received, and at $12.99, I felt like the offering matched the price. After skimming the rest of her intro, she assures fans that she runs the account herself, with no robots, and that rebill customers win weekly gifts.
After a day she sent a video asking her audience how it made them feel. I told her she looked like an exotic Kat Dennings. She probably gets it from her Scottish side, but that ass is straight out of Pakistan. She replied laughing asking if that was a compliment or not and I assured her it was, she’s sexy. I also told her that the bundle was great and she said thanks, glad you liked it. I appreciated the breezy conversation and lack of urgency to shill me with content or fake sexy talk. It made her feel human as she claimed in her intro message.
Then she hit me with something I’d never been asked on here before. “I’m curious… can you tell me 1 thing you like and 1 thing you dislike about my page? I’m trying to be better. ” I gave her my honest answer of repeated content being slowly dripped out and she acknowledged it with a like. Whether she takes that advice, I’m not sure, but it opened up a dialogue tree I’ve never experienced before on OnlyFans. But maybe my honest answer upset her because it all goes downhill from there.
Personalized Care 2/5
I was thoroughly satisfied with what I’d experienced up to this point, and had I not been thorough and asked about her personalized content, she would have had a great overall score. But after I asked if she did them and she replied that she did, she started to ignore me. I inquired about something simple, like how much a name written on her luscious ass would be. I even bought another bundle she sent, which included 6 clips and 10 pics for $7.99, to further entice a response. Instead, she ignored my message and sent me another bundle and asked 30 minutes later why I hadn’t unlocked it yet. It was a reminder that although we had some breeze convo this is still a quid pro quo relationship. It kind of ruined all the goodwill she built up with me, so I had no interest in buying her new bundle and ignored her as she ignored me.
JesstheGoat isn’t the greatest of all time by any measure but she is an above-average OnlyFans content creator who has room to improve and hone her craft. She’s a super fine Scottish/Pakistani and willing to go nude and explicit on her wall, which is far more than some are willing to go without slapping a price tag on it. She’s also very unique with her weekly giveaways and contests, so she gets credit for that as well. But the repeated backgrounds and outfits in rapid succession could use some breaking up and she would do well to be a bit more caring when it comes to personalized care.
