If you like anal and chatty chicks, @snakeysmut is the page for you. There’s something beautiful about a lady who is willing to take it in the ass. One who loves anal for its own sake is downright glorious. How did I surmise that she likes it up the butt, you ask? Well it could be her plentiful collection of plugs or the posts she makes with them, it could be the fact that she always says “my holes” rather than specifying any one hole (we all know what that means), but the dead giveaway was her caption asking “should I stamp myself with a “certified buttslut™️” sticker”. The point is she loves ass play first and foremost, and as far as I can tell she also loves witchy shit, erotic art and talking. Victoria is definitely wordy. From the descriptions on her posts to the 15 minute long audios of her masturbating. Before anyone projects any sexism on me, this is nothing but a positive. Not enough OF ladies do that. Women should speak up more, and if all you wanna do is jerk off, just skip over it, no one is forcing you to read or listen.
Where many ladies on OnlyFans will coast on their good looks, putting little to no effort into production, it is refreshing and enticing to see someone who puts real effort and production into their page. Victoria has, among many other bells, whistles and toys; an at home sex dungeon set. I’m not sure what exactly qualifies a dungeon but it has a full wall mirror, one of those x shaped crucifixes they use to flay people in Game of Thrones, what appears to be a sex swing and the piece de resistance: a big light up sign reading “YES MISTRESS.” She’s certainly a type. What more could you expect from a gothy, witchy “certified buttslutt”?
Victoria may be a bit too fond of her weird bra that’s cut so that each of her tits looks like a little butt in a thong , but she’s also fond of providing a hell of a product to her subscribers for a most reasonable price. She regularly posts “rambles;” recordings of her pleasing herself for you, allegedly to the sexts sent her by her followers, but they’re great whatever the source. She regularly fucks bad bitches with strap ons and assorted gadgets for your viewing pleasure. She more than regularly posts content on her subscriber feed so dirty that anyone else would charge extra, but she cares about you.
She has an interesting messaging policy where she will message you for free but only will accept or send sexy messages for a fee. Among everything else she’s got going for her, she’s shrewd as hell. She makes audio and video pleasuring herself to “your dirty messages.” I’m not sure I believe that, but I’m sure it’s a great way to make your audience feel connected to you, and an even better way to encourage them to pay to send those dirty messages. Quite an innovative mistress on a site with so many interchangeable mediocrities. I also love the contest to win a live toy control date. And the concept of a “slutty ASMR” something I would never have thought of myself.
Content: 5/5
Victoria’s got it all. And for extremely reasonable prices. Toys, audio, a variety of holes used and partners to use them, vanilla, BDSM, cosplay, even ASMR. WHAT CAN’T SHE DO?
Personal care: 4.5/5
I wouldn’t think I’d be a fan of the “charging for dirty messaging” move. But considering how great the prices are to subscribe or get content, I think it all evens out. Get them in the door and make them happy to part with their cash. Custom JOI’s and other personalized content make this a great interactive page.
Connection 4/5
One of my favorite things is that she does not bombard you with messages every day that make you feel like a piece of meat. But she is there when you need her and always up for a good chat. The fact that she’s playing with herself to your dirty messages (allegedly) is also a great touch
