Trying to find a parking space on South Broadway in Affton on a Friday night is like trying to shoot tadpoles in the ocean from a helicopter — that is to say, almost impossible. The Red 7 is one of the only 18+ clubs in town; it’s sort of like Jersey Shore for the St. Louis set, only with more dancing and less tanning. Doesn’t matter if it’s ten degrees out — there will be girls standing outside in tank tops. Ah, youth.
