She first started doing mass sex stunts last fall after the first cat she would copy introduced her to “running a train” of young men in a limited span of time. When Bonnie Blue told her that she wanted to break the world record for most sexual encounters in a day, Lily Phillips staged her first publicized mass sex stunt and announced that she was training to break the world record by banging 1,000 dudes in a day. Bonnie Blue hinted at a pregnancy? Lily straight-up announced that she was expecting. Another OnlyFans creator announced that she wants to bang your grandpa and his friends in their elder care facility? Lily decides that it’s high time she meets her oldest subscriber and gives him the full in-person experience. Originality isn’t her thing, but she’s sure making copycat scandal work for her.
Lily claims that showing up to—erm—serve the fine gentlemen at elder care facilities is her little way of being inclusive and “giving back” to a community that is clearly giving quite a bit to her. Phillips is attempting to frame her great nursing home tour as some sort of noble cause, which… gold-digger much?
As you might imagine, the internet is having some feelings about Lily’s latest attention grab. She’s getting everything from the usual vitriol to a bizarre level of support from those who appreciate her throwing the Viagra-dependent crowd a bone(r). And Lily’s opinion? She doesn’t particularly care how you feel as long as you keep talking about her. To Lily, as long as the content is viral enough to keep her trending, she’s unbothered by the opinions of others. Yes, even if that opinion is calling her out for the lack of originality.
So what do you think we’ll see next from the internet’s most relentless copycat? A broadcasted retirement home tour? A collab between sex swing manufacturers and geriatric-serving physical therapists? Or maybe just a good, old-fashioned mass doinking between Phillips and the silver-haired crowd? Sorry, if I had to see that last one in my head, I’m taking everyone down with me. Here’s to hoping we don’t have to see it in real life and that Phillips will move on to the next borrowed scandal sooner rather than later.