Whelp. Lily Phillips is back at it again, and this time she’s headed to the nursing homes. In what she views as a philanthropic endeavor, Phillips has decided it’s time to connect with her oldest fans. As “Britain’s biggest slut” attempts to rebrand her OnlyFans stunts as “community service,” it’s a good idea to remember that this isn’t her first trip into the scandal circus—it’s not even the first time she’s swiped someone else’s scandal to make it her own.
For those of you who are somehow still blissfully unaware, Lily Phillips is an OnlyFans star from the UK who built her brand on mass sex stunts and scandal. And she was able to do that because she modeled her career and OnlyFans presence off that of Bonnie Blue, another OnlyFans star who built her brand on mass sex stunts and scandal. Bonnie Blue’s a whole other can of controversy, but let’s stay focused on Phillips. She’s got a habit of gravitating toward scandal, and whenever there’s outrage attached to her name, she’s going to see an uptick in her subscriber count. The only thing is that she tends to borrow scandal from other creators to make her own rather than come up with an original idea.
She first started doing mass sex stunts last fall after the first cat she would copy introduced her to “running a train” of young men in a limited span of time. When Bonnie Blue told her that she wanted to break the world record for most sexual encounters in a day, Lily Phillips staged her first publicized mass sex stunt and announced that she was training to break the world record by banging 1,000 dudes in a day. Bonnie Blue hinted at a pregnancy? Lily straight-up announced that she was expecting. Another OnlyFans creator announced that she wants to bang your grandpa and his friends in their elder care facility? Lily decides that it’s high time she meets her oldest subscriber and gives him the full in-person experience. Originality isn’t her thing, but she’s sure making copycat scandal work for her.
Lily claims that showing up to—erm—serve the fine gentlemen at elder care facilities is her little way of being inclusive and “giving back” to a community that is clearly giving quite a bit to her. Phillips is attempting to frame her great nursing home tour as some sort of noble cause, which… gold-digger much?
As you might imagine, the internet is having some feelings about Lily’s latest attention grab. She’s getting everything from the usual vitriol to a bizarre level of support from those who appreciate her throwing the Viagra-dependent crowd a bone(r). And Lily’s opinion? She doesn’t particularly care how you feel as long as you keep talking about her. To Lily, as long as the content is viral enough to keep her trending, she’s unbothered by the opinions of others. Yes, even if that opinion is calling her out for the lack of originality.
So what do you think we’ll see next from the internet’s most relentless copycat? A broadcasted retirement home tour? A collab between sex swing manufacturers and geriatric-serving physical therapists? Or maybe just a good, old-fashioned mass doinking between Phillips and the silver-haired crowd? Sorry, if I had to see that last one in my head, I’m taking everyone down with me. Here’s to hoping we don’t have to see it in real life and that Phillips will move on to the next borrowed scandal sooner rather than later.
