Curvy Queen is the latest in a long line of big titty OnlyFans ladies to make me wish I paid more attention in high school Spanish. Spanish is clearly her first language though her English is more than passable. In fact, scrolling through her back catalogue I found that she switched from english to spanish in her posts a year or so ago. I think this was probably the right move since the grammar and word choice were less than ideal. Although with such good AI translations these days, I might suggest having bilingual captions, which she does only for certain posts. In our messages she messaged me originally in Spanish but was able to converse in English. The good news is that I’m pretty sure she isn’t hiring anyone or using an AI bot, the other news is that I think a spanish speaker would get more out of this than an englishman. I’d also appreciate better keeping track of language because I would get Spanish messages after a dat or two of conversing in English. But enough about language, we’re here to talk smut are we not?
Curvy queen makes an interesting choice in having two accounts, a five dollar page without nipples or pussy, and a naughty page for twenty dollars. I don’t mind the premium account tactic, but I think if you have a premium account your other one should be free. Just one man’s humble opinion. I followed her premium page as well; BIGBOOBS-CURVYGIRL. She knows her brand, and it’s the curves. The interesting thing is that the handle is @thepetiteefantasy, which seems counterintuitive to me, because “bigboobs curvy” doesn’t seem to have much overlap with “petite” to me.
I think I’m convinced now that if you are making only solo content and you don’t have a fuckmachine to go with your assortment of dildos, you just aren’t trying hard enough and need to invest in yourself. Unfortunately, while her content is plenty nasty it leaves a bit to be desired. I would like to see more care put into the setting and the lighting, it all feels a bit hasty. I would also like to see some more lively expressions, as she has mostly one expression which is a bit dead eyed. I’m not sure what there is to be done about the razor burn around the ass but I’m sure there’s a more careful way to shave. The only time I saw her have any fun with props or setting was in her Christmas posts. More of that please. Aside from that the most interesting thing in her backgrounds was the fucked up portion of wall in her undecorated room. The content itself is pretty good, strange angles and lighting aside she’s as nasty as you could desire, pussy spreading, all sorts of sex toys, cum in the mouth selfies, and much much more. The sexiest thing about her is confidence. She doesn’t let her scars or unfurnished bedroom stop her from putting it all out there. Every angle and position. The most confident thing about her is thinking she can charge $500 for a bundle of content. A price which I find absurd for just about anyone, even mainstream porn stars. Although she’s doing all she can to increase the value with variety, included in the bundle are traditional stuff like “doggy style” “streapse” (which I believe is striptease) and “dildo masturbation,” along with some more niche offerings like “soapy tits,” “sniffing balls” (interesting…) and “dildo handjob,” I won’t count much against her for dildo handjob because I don’t think everyone is as anti-handjob as I am, but good Lord. Jacking off a real penis is barely sexy, a piece of glass or plastic even less so.
Content: 2.5 stars
Points here for variety and nastiness. We all love that. Not really my thing but if you like curvy (if lightly saggy) Latinas with glasses and piercings, you’ll love either page. I hope she finds a way to remove the watermark from the very center of every post, which is a real boner killer. Also, there are other ways to look sexy than sticking out your tongue or going totally deadpan. That is all.
Connection: ⅘
Curvy Queen is quick to respond and active online. I don’t think I got as much out of it as I would have if I spoke Spanish but she was clearly putting effort into it and that’s what matters.
Personalized care: ⅘
She offers every manner of customized content and is happy to oblige your desires. Want custom videos? A dick rating? Just ask, or spin the wheel. A fun game she offers where you have a chance at discounted content but everyone wins no matter where it lands. Who doesn’t love horny gambling.
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