OnlyFans’ most notorious bad girl, Bonnie Blue, is known for her wild claims and a thirst for attention that rivals the most middle-childish of all middle children. She recently made it very public that she wanted to have sex with Travis Kelce—yes, that Travis Kelce, the one famously dating Taylor Swift—because apparently, no guy is safe from Bonnie’s “shopping list.” She’s built her brand off of ridiculous sex stunts, and this week? She claimed to have gotten up close and personal with Super Bowl players to help them “warm up” before the big game.
Bonnie shared a video from what appeared to be an NFL locker room, surrounded by “players” in Chiefs and Eagles jerseys. The implication? She was there to personally help the “players” relieve a little stress before kickoff.
However.
The internet sleuths did what internet sleuths do, and this time, there was quite the sleuth army ready to poke holes in Bonnie’s moment. Sports fans, Swifties, and people who just love a good mess all came together in a beautiful moment of unity to essentially say, “Bitch, please.” Team Sleuth quickly deduced that those dudes in jerseys in Blue’s video? Not NFL players. Not even likely football players. The jerseys were wrong, and the build of most of the men in that room didn’t exactly suggest that the football field is where they were accustomed to taking a pounding. In fact, the “NFL stars” in Blue’s video were revealed to actually be some of her fellow adult performers dressed in football gear. Oopsie daisies!
I won’t lie to you all— the irony in this one is just too delicious to leave untouched while I cackle. Did Bonnie Blue—a woman whose recent, supposedly world-record-breaking sex stunt is under heavy scrutiny as to whether it even happened—really think nobody was going to check her work on this one? If she had simply done what she always does—made an outrageous claim in front of a reporter—she might have gotten away with convincing people she was the girl who slept with the whole football team. But instead, she tried to manufacture “proof” and, well…
Never mind that she was loudly declaring her intentions to bed one of the most well-known players—who just so happens to be dating the most famous woman in the world. And not just any famous woman, but Taylor Swift, whose army of fans could rattle the very gates of hell if they were so inclined. Swifties can be scary when they feel their idol is being threatened, and Bonnie thought she could casually pass bogus footage off as real while under the microscope of a fandom used to analyzing every last detail—down to a tiny thigh charm?
Bonnie’s off her game.
Pun absolutely intended.
Bonnie Blue might have fumbled this little stunt of hers, but at least she still knows how to keep people entertained. Maybe next time, she should do a little research and learn a bit more about who she’s actually pretending to sleep with before bragging to the internet that she’s up and done it. If she really wants an NFL player ahead of next year’s big game? Someone just point her toward the practice squad and wish them the best of luck.
