With her widely publicized preference for 18-year-old virgin men well known at this point, spring break season isn’t vacation time for the content creator. She’s hard at work, having jetted to Cancun, where she’s openly bragging about sleeping with every “small-dicked college student” she can find. Not only that, she’s actually running dick-size contests for the vacationing undergrads and offering cash prizes to the young men who give her the best orgasms. As you might expect, she’s receiving quite a bit of backlash. Critics are calling her every name in the book: “vile,” “sad,” “fame-hungry,” and “gross” are just a few of the regular favorites. Where most people would tell themselves to ignore the insults and self-soothe with affirmations that the critics don’t really mean it, Bonnie Blue embraces it all. She hears the insults, and like that evil blob dude from FernGully, the negativity only makes her stronger.
Recently, she’s announced her intention to travel to the Grand Oasis resort to continue the debauchery. Not only that, she’ll be live-streaming some of her encounters as she gives a few lucky—or unlucky, given the potential for STDs—virgins their grand deflowering. The internet has FEELINGS, as you might imagine. There have been calls for legal action, and parents of college kids, in particular, have been loud about wanting a way to put an end to the madness. But once again, the Hexus Harpy only grows in popularity when attention of any kind is given to her. Calls for legal intervention? They only boost her popularity, subscriber count, and bottom line.
Instead of backing down from her scandalous shenanigans, Bonnie has instead offered the press a look at her latest luxury purchase—mostly funded via rage clicks: a £390,000 Ferrari. Blue claims that women who talk online about disliking her are just “jealous” of her success. Regardless of whether or not that’s actually true, she’s still on top.
…Oh god, I didn’t hear that until I typed it—my bad. But you know what I mean. People want her canceled, but the louder the cries for her downfall get, the more money she makes, and the more she continues to lean into being the 2025 equivalent of Dionysus in the flesh.
Love her or loathe her, Bonnie Blue continues to prove that humans just can’t help themselves when it comes to a scandal. We’re going to give it our attention, even if we know damn well that ignoring it is the best way to make it go away. To all the college students who have been banging Bonnie on the beach: do yourself a favor and go get tested for STDs as soon as you get back from break. Just trust me on this one.
