If I could give Aspen Reign one piece of advice, it would be: just be yourself. If I could give a second; ease up on the face tune. Shame on us as a society if we’re in such a state that a woman as beautiful as Aspen feels the need to edit her photos so poorly. If a horny straight dude such as myself can see it, that’s a bad sign.
If you really want to get the most out of your free photoshop trial, maybe edit out all the junk in the background. Ok that’s the last I’ll say of it, but it had to be mentioned. If you like a killer body, minimalist tattoos, and a wide variety of custom content options, Aspen has the page for you. If you don’t like a barrage of advertising DM’s or like realistic orgasm noises, perhaps look elsewhere.
I purchased a lovely fuck scene from Aspen that must not have sold much at the original $50 price point so she knocked it down a couple times before it ended up at a bargain of $15. Know your worth baby, that was pretty damn hot. Piece of advice #3, do the same scene with someone less chatty. Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I think that men in *straight* porn should be seen and not heard, or at least not heard so much. He’s not a regular on the page, so I wouldn’t even have mentioned it if not for the egregious vocal faux pas on Aspen’s part as well. The noises she made would have been a bit over the top at the moment of climax, but she was screaming like a siren by the second stroke of the cock. As nice a cock as it was, I don’t think it needed that symphony. Just be yourself, Aspen. I was with a lady once who sounded like that, and capable as I may be, I know BS when I hear it. I told that lovely young lady the same thing. When I rewatched it on mute, it was sexy as fuck though.
One last complaint before I get into the well deserved positives. Maybe calm down with the messages. By 9pm, when I’m writing this, I’ve received 13 messages (20 yesterday) trying to get me to purchase content. Eight of them before 9am. 7am her time. Some of it was probably good stuff, but who’s buying $90 of OF content at breakfast? Let me finish my oatmeal first. I sent her a couple messages earlier but I couldn’t be bothered to go find the conversation through all of the sales and deals she sent my way. I don’t even want real women texting me that much.
I felt gross being that negative for that many paragraphs, and yes I’m in a sassy mood, but all of my critiques have merit. ON TO THE POSITIVES.
If you like custom content, and don’t mind paying good money for it, this is a great page. Custom photos, videos, live streams, Skype calls, JOI’s and even something I haven’t seen yet: Lover and Boyfriend experience . They ain’t cheap, $250 and $500 respectively, but I suspect an unparalleled level of service. Although for half a band a month, I’d expect a little more than a discount on sexting and video calls, but I bet there are a lot of demands on her time. I love this. I may have some thoughts on the pricing, but I don’t know the market, maybe the subscriptions will flood in. (I’d wait for the inevitable price drop/deal myself). There is every option to interact with Aspen as much as your heart and/or wallet desire. From the free subscription to the reasonably priced content, pricier but sexier content, and big bucks for the custom stuff. There’s no shortage of options here.
Content: 2.5/5
I struggled with the rating here. She’s sexy as hell, but the obvious editing of her already beautiful face was strange. Her posts are sexy but often clearly just from the same shoot and not different enough. The videos, while noisy and over the top, are super sexy and professional grade. She even gives you three different versions: Short highlights with music, a fifteen minute version, and a full length “director’s cut” with more positions. But we grade on overall production here, not out and out sexiness: 2.5
Personalized care: 5/5
This one’s pretty simple. What other rating would be possible for someone with so many options? She’s the chipotle of porn. Like Liberty Mutual if their slogan was “customize and spend.” I almost took away a tenth of a point for the prices, but I don’t think that should count. Milk those horny subscribers for all you can Aspen. I don’t control the markets.
Connection: 2/5
Here’s where I have to get harsh again. I’m sure she connects real well once you pay, and that’s what saved her from a one or a zero, but the constant advertising messages pushing content did not feel personal at all. I know it’s a business and I do expect you to try and make money but if it’s that in your face, I imagine that even if she plays the lover or girlfriend role well, it would be tough to buy in. You have good stuff Aspen, but as the kids say, you’re doing the most, and it’s giving me the ick.
Ease off the gas and you’ll have a top notch page.
