Kid-Friendly St. Louis Spots Where Parents Can Get a Damn Drink

Small breweries are havens for parents of young children who are still trying to have a social life. Gather together with all of your other friends with young children and let hem run around the patio of Civil Life while you sip suds. Playdate and beer? Everybody gets what they want!

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The food at Hi Pointe Drive-In is kid-approved (who doesn’t want a juicy hamburger?) and the novelty of the place makes it more of an experience than just going out for dinner at a regular ol’ restaurant. And most importantly: they have boozy shakes.

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The kids want ice cream. You do, too, but you also want alcohol. Clementine’s Naughty & Nice Creamery can hook you up. Get the kids their strawberry treat and get yourself an adult treat. Clementine’s sells boozy ice cream. It’s the best of both worlds.

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Need to get the kids out of the house but also wouldn’t mind a brew? Not only is Grant’s Farm free but they also give the adults two free beers in the biergarten. Feeding goats is cool, but feeding yourself free beer is cooler.

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The Fountain on Locust is a treat for everyone; adults can enjoy alcoholic ice cream martinis while the restaurant’s famous “world’s tiniest ice cream cone” and “world’s tiniest hot fudge sundae” are just enough for your little ones to enjoy without destroying their outfits and appetites.

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A fenced-in patio at a restaurant that serves booze is a parents’ heaven in summer. You can let the kids off of their leashes and be free. And at Milo’s, they’ll have something to do, too. During the warmer months, the entire Hill neighborhood gathers here to watch bocce ball players go for the gold on the courts outside. The old-timers love having kids around and often show them how it’s done while you sit back, drink your wine and dream of Roma.

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Going to watch wrestling at the South Broadway Athletic Club is a south city tradition. You can’t really claim that you’re from the south side until you’ve spent the night sweating and screaming in this crazy atmosphere. It goes without saying that kids love it. It’s like a television show, but in real life! They also serve beer and basic mixed drinks in the back corner and they’re essential to the experience.

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If you’re raising your kids right in St. Louis, you’ll be taking them to quite a few Cardinals baseball games. Enduring the summer heat and sweating through your Cardinal red shirt are St. Louis traditions that your kids must learn early. And for you? You know a cold beer never tastes better than it does here. Sip it while you watch your kids run around the provided play area.

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Serving burgers, shakes and shawarma, Layla’s delicious burgers and fries should make most kids happy — and in addition to a good kids’ menu, the friendly servers happily provide crayons. And if there’s ever a way to get your kids to eat their kale, it’s got to be the delectable flash-fried version served here at happy hour. Naturally, there is a full bar available to make most parents happy, too.

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Drinking and bowling go hand-in-hand, but this Bridgeton spot also has indoor volleyball. That makes it practically a theme park, which means you can let the kids run wild while you get to chill out for once. Pretend you’re at the beach and have a nice drink.

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There is no kids menu at Olympia Kebob House and Taverna, but they do have high chairs and a friendly neighborhood atmosphere. Service is usually pretty fast, which is excellent when you are eating with someone who has a very short attention span. And there is a full bar that actually can get pretty rowdy at night. Send the kids home with your spouse and stay to party.

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If the kids have cabin fever but the weather is too ugly to get outdoors, check out Pieces, the board game bar and cafe. The kids will have fun choosing from the hundreds of games available, you can feed them right in that room and you can also get a little special sippy-cup for yourself.

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Pi restaurants offer high chairs and booster seats, and the favorite food of many children: cheese pizza. Pi makes adults happy too, with its deep-dish and thin-crust pies (and craft beers). The wait for your food can be a bit longer than waiting for a frozen pizza to cook at home, so bring a toy, book or electronic device.

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