You’re Saying It Wrong: 20 Missouri Cities No One Knows How to Pronounce

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Written by Lindsay Toler
01/16/2014
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Missouri. Missuruh. Mizurah. Standard pronunciation is hard to come by in the Show-Me State.

But that’s nothing compared to cities and towns in Missouri that use faux French, hick or just plain made-up pronunciations.

If you’ve ever been laughed at by someone for referring to Nevada, Versailles or Spokane, Missouri, using the pronunciations from their homographic sister cities, this list is for you:

1. Nevada

It’s “Ne-VAY-dah.” This is not Las Vegas.

2. Versailles

“Ver-SAIL-s.” Ain’t no castles here, so none of that French L-dropping.

  
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3. Hayti

“Hay-Tie.” Don’t get mixed up with the island nation of Haiti.

4. Kimbrough

“Kim-brew,” not Kim-bor-oh.

5. Bolivar

“Ball-i-ver.”

6. Spokane

In Washington State, it’s Spo-can. Here in Missouri, it’s “Spoe-kane.”

7. Kearney

“Carney,” like someone who works at a carnival.

Many more on the next page!

 

 

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