I am a die-hard, multiple-times-a-day rose vibe girlie. I keep two so that one can always be charging on the nightstand while the other is in use. Any person blessed with a clitoris who hasn’t tried air pressure and suction toys is missing out. Womanizer is the brand that popularized and patented the technology. So when I saw that Iggy Azalea partnered with Womanizer after earning almost $800K a month on her OnlyFans, I begged my editor to let me review it. To my delight, it arrived at my doorstep one short week after the initial drop. (In discreet outer packaging, if you’re worried about your neighbors finding out you’re a freak.)
True to Iggy Azalea’s style, her special edition of the Womanizer Liberty 2 is bright, pink, stylish, and bold. The hot pink color and mirror finish are giving OG Pink Ranger at the Pink Pony Club, which I very much appreciate. If a product is designed to make me writhe, scream, and moan in pleasure, I don’t want it to be all sleek and minimalist. Other clit suckers might be possessed of false modesty, but Iggy’s toy screams pussy power. And you know what? I am absolutely here for it. The Iggy features 8 levels of intensity, travel lock (so it won’t go off in your carry-on and cause a ruckus in the TSA Pre-Check line, not that that’s ever happened to me), a magnetic travel case, and a magnetic USB charger. Also? It’s waterproof.
First, some quick background on how Iggy Azalea’s sex toy is different from a vibrator. I’ve got three words for those unfamiliar with suction toys made for the devil’s doorbell: External use only. The packaging advises you against using it anally or vaginally. So if you were thinking of letting it vibe in its case and using it like a vibrating yoni egg or vibrating butt plug? Don’t. Iggy Azalea gave her toy one job and one job only: Sucking your clit like a watermelon Jolly Rancher on Halloween. If you’ve ever felt like a Hitachi wand is too buzzy and you prefer a toy that mimics the sensation of a lover gently flicking their tongue on your bean, this is the one for you.
When I first turned the toy on, I was shocked at how quiet it was. Yeah, sure, every sex toy manufacturer says their product is whisper-quiet, so discreet, mindful and demure, blah blah. But the Iggy is deadass only about as loud as a fat cat purring. Even if someone else were home right now, the ambient noise in and around my building would be enough to cover up the motor sounds. My reaction to it, however, was not so mild. Your mileage may vary.
Unlike other sex toys in the “oral sex simulator” category, which often feature a circular hole to form a seal around your fun button, Iggy Azalea went with a suction tip that is perfectly bean-shaped. The convex tip is a nice touch, because if going from “zero” to “clit getting lollipopped by a tiny machine” is too much, there’s some firm but velvety surface area to tease yourself with first. You can position it on the clit, off to the side, or under..and each sensation will be something different. If your partner is using this toy on you and their aim is just slightly off, you’re still going to have a good time.
The petal-like form factor is shaped so that it can lie flush against your body. This low profile makes it versatile for all kinds of acts and positions. While I was unwrapping it, I caught myself fantasizing about the last encounter I had, wherein my lover put a vibe down my pants while I went down on him – the Iggy would have worked so much better for that. But for this first solo flight, I just fired up my favorite Bellesa House flick*, laid back, and enjoyed. Not gonna lie, I really wish this had arrived yesterday while I was hooking up with my friend. One of the clear advantages that Iggy Azalea’s Womanizer has over my beloved rose: It’s easier to hold in place on your bean while you’re on all fours or bent over. The mirror-smooth finish would make it hard to hold with oily, lubed-up hands, so you’’ll want to have a towel or a Splash Blanket handy.
A girl’s girl at heart, Iggy Azalea went with a waterproof toy to use as her kinky canvas. So if you’re like me and like to scoot into a warm bath with a WaterSlyde at the end of a long day, “the Iggy” is going to be your friend.
All in all, I think there are only two things anyone would change about the Iggy Azalea sex toy. People who like being able to program custom patterns might be disappointed that this toy only does 8 continuous modes of varying intensity. And the smooth outer finish feels a little plasticky and will be hard to grip if your escapades have left any lube or fluids on your hands. Still, neither of these kept me from enjoying myself on a Monday afternoon. How can anyone expect me to read emails like a normal person after this?
The Iggy makes me want to pop a pink gummy edible, fire up Fancy, and pleasure myself in the bathtub of a nice hotel. Which, thanks to travel lock and a compact form factor, I am absolutely going to do on my upcoming work trip. I’d feel safe recommending the Iggy to your friend who is curious about sex toys, but is a little intimidated by them. But if you’re a seasoned sex demon who wants to kick the experience up a notch? A drop of warming or tingling lube would drive you absolutely over the edge.
*the one with Lucas Frost and Adria Rae, where they’re seeing each other for the first time 2 years after they broke up. I almost never care about the plot in erotic movies, but damn, the emotional tension.
