You aren’t going anywhere for Spring Break this year, maybe it’s because you don’t have the money, or you’re recently sober, or you can never show your face in South Florida again after last year. For whatever reason you’re staying put this year, we present these 18 options for passing the time on the couch. From reality goo like The Real Cancun to straight-to-DVD mistakes like Spring Breakdown to sleeper candidates like 1997’s Girls Gone Wild, Volume 1, here are the films that should make fans of Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello’s saccharine spring break movies weep.
Also Read: Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers Are Girls Gone Godard
Piranha 3D (2010)
Eli Roth went from being the “Bear Jew” in 2009’s Inglourious Basterds to a cameo as a wet T-shirt contest MC in Piranha 3D the next year. Watch the trailer on YouTube.
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Spring Break Shark Attack (2005)
You can apparently watch the entire movie, split over nine parts, on YouTube. Watch part 1/9 here.
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Girls Gone Wild, Volume 1 (1997)
The VHS tape that started the sleaze empire back in 1999. Go ahead and read these reviews of Girls Gone Wild on Amazon, which seem like plants from Joe Francis.
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She’s All That (1999)
This Freddie Prinze Jr. classic starts out with Florida Spring Break flash-back. Watch the trailer on YouTube.
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Nightmare Beach / Welcome to Spring Break (1989)
This Italian-American slasher flick was released stateside as Welcome to Spring Break. Watch the ridiculous trailer on YouTube.
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